Have y'all ever seen Anita Fuentes' "Bullet Point Testimony".
If I were who she says she is, I believe I could give the Lord the time to, actually, "Write" my testimony. She has moved two times since little Elias died last year. C is sorry, but she ain't buying. Also... I have always noticed her "fixation" on the dark arts. Too bad she doesn't have time to mention them a few more times. C doesn't see any bullets either, except in her arsenal.
She's had time to be the PRESIDENT and CEO of several different companies. uh... Ministries. Yes, that is what C meant to say.
Things continue to change. Mrs. Fuentes has always said she was:
1) Kicked out at age 18
2) Ran away from home at age 18
3) Left home at age 18
( Mrs. Fuentes recently changed this to age 19. C knows when she left home, do you?
I suppose it may be harder to keep up with an entire testimony, since 18 is the new 19. Lies can be troubling. I am pretty sure that she said, "18" when she was on the 700 Club where she worked. This is so sad. )
Anita's Testimony Bullet Pointed:
Before I gave my life to Jesus Christ
Dad left when I was 2.
Extreme abuse by my mom physically, mentally, emotionally & verbally.
Major stuttering problem.
Rejected, criticized, belittled, made fun of, cast out & ostracized from my family daily.
Exposed to Pornography & horror flicks throughout childhood.
Exposed to witchcraft/voodooism.
Suicidal in my early teens.
Experienced deep sadness and depression
Molested
Bullied and tormented from elementary to High School.
Straight F' student.
Mom pulled me out of school at 10th grade.
Kicked out of mom's house at 19
Stripper dancer at 19.
Sexually promiscuous throughout 19 and my early twenties
Had several abortions
Drugs
Drank a lot of hard alcohol,
Smoked 24/7.
Involved in witchcraft and idolatry
Very angry and intimidating
Made poor choices and decision
At 20 had major panic attack, hyperventilated,
experienced post traumatic stress disorder, extreme anxiety, fear of panic attacks,
fear of death, agoraphobia and just fearful of life for 7 years.
Married at 24. Marriage in complete shambles for 3 whole years.
Obsessive compulsion disorder – including hoarding.
Tried self help teachings from Anthony Robbins to Oprah.
Gave up my life to Jesus Christ at 27.
Rut-Row! Just noticed that left out Wicca this time, and thought C wouldn't notice! ...probably because her "Mimic Anita Fuentes" speak in tongues video is definitely Wiccan. All those candles in the darkness, scary, spooky things.... Everywhere.... With all the chanting. She finally stopped comments on that Youtube Video. C believes in the gifts of THE SPIRIT, but that ain't one. Just in case she pulls it, I have a copy. How nice of C.
I'm pretty sure I have cached pages of her "testimony" three and a half years ago and her prices. C has lots of cached paged. YAY
Her prices for "Ordain You for a Buck" have increased mightily. ( This is an "Ordination Mill" ) They were about $45. If you purchased a "letter of good standing", it was more. ...and, of course if you wanted the whole false diploma framed, it was much more. The last time I checked, it is a flat $125.00.
You, also, get "Steal a Real Minister's Parking Pass". That is something to be proud of.
C
Pulled the old Anita Fuentes "Speak in Tongues" method just for you.
Oh, and an "Ordination Mill" - One can become ordained for free via an ordination mill, or one can pay anywhere from $20 to $200 to purchase an ordination package. At the lower end of a the spectrum, you get a laminated ordination card with your name printed neatly and a paper to hang from your wall, and at the higher end of the spectrum you get your ordination papers, a license to start a church, a license to ordain other ministers through the ministry you were ordained buy, a bachelor’s, master’s, and Ph.D. And *poof*, you’re a real minister* (by “real minister”, I mean a poser).
"The Universal Life Church" will ordain you for $0.00. GRAB THAT STEAL, NOW !!! ...while supplies last.
http://j.mp/1v8anDY - Anita Fuentes "Speak in Tongues" Method
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If I were who she says she is, I believe I could give the Lord the time to, actually, "Write" my testimony. She has moved two times since little Elias died last year. C is sorry, but she ain't buying. Also... I have always noticed her "fixation" on the dark arts. Too bad she doesn't have time to mention them a few more times. C doesn't see any bullets either, except in her arsenal.
She's had time to be the PRESIDENT and CEO of several different companies. uh... Ministries. Yes, that is what C meant to say.
Things continue to change. Mrs. Fuentes has always said she was:
1) Kicked out at age 18
2) Ran away from home at age 18
3) Left home at age 18
( Mrs. Fuentes recently changed this to age 19. C knows when she left home, do you?
I suppose it may be harder to keep up with an entire testimony, since 18 is the new 19. Lies can be troubling. I am pretty sure that she said, "18" when she was on the 700 Club where she worked. This is so sad. )
Anita's Testimony Bullet Pointed:
Before I gave my life to Jesus Christ
Dad left when I was 2.
Extreme abuse by my mom physically, mentally, emotionally & verbally.
Major stuttering problem.
Rejected, criticized, belittled, made fun of, cast out & ostracized from my family daily.
Exposed to Pornography & horror flicks throughout childhood.
Exposed to witchcraft/voodooism.
Suicidal in my early teens.
Experienced deep sadness and depression
Molested
Bullied and tormented from elementary to High School.
Straight F' student.
Mom pulled me out of school at 10th grade.
Kicked out of mom's house at 19
Stripper dancer at 19.
Sexually promiscuous throughout 19 and my early twenties
Had several abortions
Drugs
Drank a lot of hard alcohol,
Smoked 24/7.
Involved in witchcraft and idolatry
Very angry and intimidating
Made poor choices and decision
At 20 had major panic attack, hyperventilated,
experienced post traumatic stress disorder, extreme anxiety, fear of panic attacks,
fear of death, agoraphobia and just fearful of life for 7 years.
Married at 24. Marriage in complete shambles for 3 whole years.
Obsessive compulsion disorder – including hoarding.
Tried self help teachings from Anthony Robbins to Oprah.
Gave up my life to Jesus Christ at 27.
Rut-Row! Just noticed that left out Wicca this time, and thought C wouldn't notice! ...probably because her "Mimic Anita Fuentes" speak in tongues video is definitely Wiccan. All those candles in the darkness, scary, spooky things.... Everywhere.... With all the chanting. She finally stopped comments on that Youtube Video. C believes in the gifts of THE SPIRIT, but that ain't one. Just in case she pulls it, I have a copy. How nice of C.
I'm pretty sure I have cached pages of her "testimony" three and a half years ago and her prices. C has lots of cached paged. YAY
Her prices for "Ordain You for a Buck" have increased mightily. ( This is an "Ordination Mill" ) They were about $45. If you purchased a "letter of good standing", it was more. ...and, of course if you wanted the whole false diploma framed, it was much more. The last time I checked, it is a flat $125.00.
You, also, get "Steal a Real Minister's Parking Pass". That is something to be proud of.
C
Pulled the old Anita Fuentes "Speak in Tongues" method just for you.
Oh, and an "Ordination Mill" - One can become ordained for free via an ordination mill, or one can pay anywhere from $20 to $200 to purchase an ordination package. At the lower end of a the spectrum, you get a laminated ordination card with your name printed neatly and a paper to hang from your wall, and at the higher end of the spectrum you get your ordination papers, a license to start a church, a license to ordain other ministers through the ministry you were ordained buy, a bachelor’s, master’s, and Ph.D. And *poof*, you’re a real minister* (by “real minister”, I mean a poser).
"The Universal Life Church" will ordain you for $0.00. GRAB THAT STEAL, NOW !!! ...while supplies last.
http://j.mp/1v8anDY - Anita Fuentes "Speak in Tongues" Method
Embed follows - Embeds work when they want to.
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GDe_WXKM860" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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